Eggcentric News!

Over the years I’ve been reporting news here at the ISN News Studios the one that always amazes me is the lengths the criminals will go to each year to try and steal the much sought after ‘Egg Collection’. A few years ago this collection was valued at 40 Million credits, today that figure has doubled!

Archibald Levens the famous Billionaire and playboy recently purchased the Egg collection at Auction from Botherbys. But that’s not where the story ends. It’s seems the gang from several years ago that organised the botched ‘Egg & Galactic Mail scandal’ are back.

They intercepted the egg shipment posing as the official security company for the Egg Collection. True to form they bungled the theft when guards at the Auction House caught one of the gang juggling eggs to impress their leader. From all accounts he really was quiet good.

A fight broke out and the police were called to the scene. The action house was quickly surrounded, yet when the police eventually broke in all they found was the gang and auction house security guards tied up in the exhibit lobby. There was no sign of the eggs just a glitter encrusted note that said ‘Lets Have Some Fun’ It was signed ‘Rexx’.

An arrest warrant has been issued for the wood-be egg thief and all round glamour superstar. Mean while the police arrested the initial gang of thieves after spending over an hour removing the gold & spangle rope used to securely tie up the gang.

Police have warned the public to be on the look out for Rexx and not to approach him but call them on 0800-REXX.

Gus Givens
ISN News Desk

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